Changing the Bed

This week when I changed the bed, I put a different blanket on it. The next morning as I made the bed, I asked my husband if he had noticed that there was a different blanket on the bed.

No....he hadn't noticed.

I suspected as much, because he hadn't made a comment about it.

I expressed surprise that he hadn't noticed, but then again, men do tend to be oblivious.

I was sort of shaking my head thinking that there's no way on earth I wouldn't notice that the blanket was different than the one I had slept under for years, when he dead-panned, "Well, I suppose I would notice, if there was a different woman in the bed."