Soooooooo…..after reading all of these plays in which the
Trojan war is described, and Helen is blamed for it, we are now supposed to
believe that she was actually in Egypt the whole time, and it was a phantom
Helen that ran off to Troy with Paris.
Helen opens this play with a monologue about her woes. She was a good and true wife to Menelaus, but
Zeus was looking for a way to decrease the population of mankind, and Cypris
was looking to make trouble, so Paris was enticed by Helen’s beauty into coming
to Sparta to try and win her. He
believed he was carrying her off to Troy, but it was really only a pretend
Helen… "an image out of the breath of heaven.”
The real Helen was whisked off to the home of Proteus in Egypt, because
he was the most virtuous of all men and would keep and protect her until she
could be reunited with Menelaus.
Menelaus and the hosts from Sparta pursued Paris and many years of war ensued
in the attempt to retrieve Helen. Many men
died on both sides, so Zeus accomplished his purpose of population
control. When the war was over, Menelaus
thought he had won Helen back and set sail for home, only to wander about
having trouble for many more years….and of course, he only had the phantom
Helen.
Meantime, Proteus died and his son Theoclymenus, instead of
protecting Helen decided that he wanted her for himself. But, Menelaus and his men are shipwrecked on
the shores of Theoclymenus’ kingdom.
Theoclymenus will kill him if he figures this out. Helen and Menelaus meet and hatch a plan for
their escape, but it requires enlisting the help of Theoclymenus’ sister
Theonoe, who is a prophetess. They
convince her that helping them is in keeping with the gods’ wishes, so she
agrees not to tip Theoclymenus off as to what is really happening.
Menelaus pretends that he is arriving with news of the death
of Menelaus. Helen convinces
Theoclymenus that she will be a true wife to him once she has been allowed to
bury her previous husband Menelaus at sea.
Theoclymenus is talked into giving her a ship and the other things she
needs for the proper burial rituals.
But, Menalaus’ men, who have been hiding in a nearby cave, join him on
the ship and overpower the crew. Helen
and Menelaus and the Spartans make good their escape. Theoclymenus is talked out of pursuing them
by the appearance above him of Castor and Pollux, who are brothers of Helen,
and who tell him that it is the will of the gods for Helen and Menelaus to be
reunited.
Interesting quotes:
*Helen bemoans her beauty as a curse. Would
God I could rub my beauty out as a picture, and assume hereafter in its stead a
form less comely…”
*She ponders suicide rather than an unhappy marriage. …when a
husband she loathes is mated with a woman, even life is loathly to her. Best for her to die; but how shall I die a
noble death?
When Menelaus arrives shipwrecked and in rags…This is the crowning woe in all my misery,
to beg the means of life from other princes, prince though I be myself; still
needs must I. Yea, this is no saying of
mine, but a word of wisdom, “Naught in might exceedeth dread necessity.”
Helen tries to get Theoclymenus to behave as nobly as his
father Proteus would have….reflect thy
father’s justice; for this is the fairest ornament of children, when the child
of a virtuous sire resembles its parents in character.
Conclusion of the chorus:
Many are the forms the heavenly
will assumes; and many a thing God brings to pass contrary to expectation; that
which was looked for is not accomplished, while Heaven finds out a way for what
we never hoped; e’en such has been the issue here.
My conclusion…..All that Trojan War fuss over a phantom
Helen?!?!?!?!?